California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.

My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.

by CabootyCremeCake August 22, 2018

California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022

California icepick

A sexual act when the male partner puts a popsicle in a condom and and inserts it in the ass of there female companion while also having vaginal sex

Me and my wife tried the California icepick last night in bed to help spice up our physical relationship.

by Phphsysics April 25, 2019

California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.

Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.

by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023

california knot

The act of two men are on the beach and tie their erect penises around one anothers.

hey hun, while we're laying here wanna do a California knot?

by chiefsneef May 23, 2014

California Burrito

when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy

i totally gave Consuela a California burrito

by Mrcool69! October 15, 2022

Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name.

Did you know Wiz Khalifa is short for "Wizard California???"

by Rockwell "Fatcock" Rogers March 29, 2023