back cabbage

a butt-hole like the actual asshole on a person

today i needed to poop so i spread my cheeks apart and squeezed it out my back cabbage

by your fucking grandma August 23, 2009

Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing....

No you're muff cabbage.

by Frankie Two-Toes October 18, 2010

Cabbaging

Cabbaging is the act of having sex with a friends entire family at the same time, obviously the friends family are sick and enjoy incest anyway otherwise how else would YOU know them. Cabbaging also involves family pets, deceased family members and very often household furniture.

Breaking laws on incest, necrophilia and the Ikea 12 month guarantee, Cabbaging is popular in many parts of the world. Mostly Germany.

Joe: "Hey Scott guess what I did last night?"
Scott: "Cabbaged my family?"
Joe: "You were there? Oh yeah, you were between the goldfish and your father."
Scott: "I love cabbaging"

by Dave Esquire July 16, 2008

Cabbage Night

The night mom cooks cabbage for the whole family and, as a consequence, turns their digestive tracts into a nuclear fart factory, the gas of which permeates the entire household and forces everyone to tear open their windows like delirious fugitives, turn on their fans and spray enough cucumber melon body spray to choke a horse.

*in a sing-song style*

"Yes, it's cabbage night...and my ass ain't feelin' right."
*sprays some cucumber body spray*
*toilet flushes*
*windows open all over the house*

by Belinski April 26, 2017

Muff Cabbage

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010

rice and cabbage

the act of doing better, or looking good.

Yass bitch, you know your girl ate her rice and cabbage when she was at prom.

by TheKingOfThisThang January 19, 2016

El Caballo

AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.

"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003