me: i sucked my dads dick and swallered his cum
therapist: why?
me: well this podcast called cum town said it would be funny
therapist: why?
me: well this podcast called cum town said it would be funny
by break da law November 09, 2018
by SillyString1 November 04, 2013
by Frank The Tank 71 February 02, 2009
by spltbird November 25, 2002
When a male is either willingly or unwillingly used for no other purpose other than to orgasm repeatedly, in order to produce semen. The semen is then used for any number of purposes, often consumption. The practice can go for any amount of time, and the individual may be forced to cum over and over again throughout the time period.
Last night I tied up my boyfriend and used him as a cum dispenser...his balls were so red after I made him cum over eight times throughout the night!
by Xiwt March 06, 2012
An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.
by Doot boi May 22, 2018
Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.
Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.
by Mr.Cockenstein June 28, 2010