Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.

HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭

by Un2siast January 30, 2024

Creep

The act of a girl who is unloyal and does things out spite because of her own insecurities.. can totally be satisfied in every which way and still need more.. usually the homie hopper type. These girls will have everything kids family and great foundation and ruin it for dick. Even the worst ones will say there lesbians in the process to secretly hide all the dicking they get threw the years..

You see that girl over there she creeped on her bf last week and told me to never talk about it again

by Emptiest of souls April 6, 2023

job creep

which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.

I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.

by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023

creep and beep

Very slow or stopped traffic; a traffic jam.

It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.

I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.

by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022

Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

Creep

What I'm getting called by the world's smelliest hippy and a guy who looks like love-child of Pauly Shore and Bobcat Goldthwait

Hym "Picture the world's smelliest hippy.... You see it? That's what the guy looks like. I don't even know what you're envisioning in your mind.... But I know it's correct... You really can't miss on this one. But I'm the creep. I don't see how that tracks."

by Hym Iam June 29, 2023

Creep

he really wishes you were here
he's a total weirdo
and he definitely does not belong here

"I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo... what the hell am I doing here?"

by samallwise August 28, 2023