Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Classically Trained Actress

A female porn star.

Do you know Sunny Leone, the "classically trained actress".

by Gas Sniffer November 20, 2020

Classical

Black people ought to do with classical, opera, and country music what white people did with jazz/the blues/rock/r&b/rap. Steal a genre of music, tell everyone they're doing it to promote interest in the genre of music among black audiences, then take credit for any popularity that comes from it.

Black people should fuck up classical/opera/country music just like white people did with the blues.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Chi classic

Pussying out of any act, even when you are being peer pressured into it.

Did you see Ben pull the Chi classic when he was asked to a 4 way gang bang between homies

by Thetigerrhino December 16, 2020

Classic

Added before somebody's name to signify that they typically do it, but if they didn't do it, life would be boring.

Classic Noah. We're all gonna miss his sense of humor when he's gone.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020

Wiggly classics

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die

what makes wiggly classics no 1 is that we talk bullshit about other groups we think we are better because we know how to use scripts rigs and shit

by snakes# December 28, 2020