Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

by mabiak2 July 2, 2016

Boomer Check

Making sure someone isn't doing something that a Baby Boomer would do.

Dude, are you actually on Facebook?
No, it's Instagram fat retard
I was just doing a Boomer Check man, chill.

by REEF BOX Nation May 16, 2019

Vibe check

When some fucking scary emoji thingy with it’s big ass Oompa Loompa mouth comes with its crusty ass big ass hands to check your vibe. If you fail the vibe check, it’ll release emoji movie 2. Beware

Bro, did you get a vibe check yet? I got mine and I passed :D but his crusty ass fingernails got in my mouth ;(

by 1f1n1 December 26, 2019

safety check

The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.

Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.

OR

I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.

by Col_Fury January 16, 2014

bed checks

when your your parent checks your room for the goods

nate’s mom runs his bed checks to make sure he doesn’t have food in the room

by Davedcrampo November 11, 2018

Last check

When you check all of your pockets before taking off an item of clothing. Used to prevent finding of illicit material.

Dude 1: Oh man I forget last check and my mom found my weed when she did the laundry.

Dude 2: Lame.

by Sir Tokesalot December 29, 2009

AYO CHECK

THE AYO CHECK

AYO CHECK

by that little reggid March 12, 2020