crapifications

(n.) when the ramifications of a certain decision will yield disastrous results of epic proportions.

I don't think you understand the crapifications if you press that button!

by Dick Eader December 5, 2006

craphernalia

different objects in your inventory related to crap in a direct way - they may be crap products, crap derivatives, plastered all over or just partly with crap, or just smelling like crap.

A: give me a lighter
B: it's in my bag, go and get it
A: OMG, LOLZOR, here's only craphernalia!

by steelord March 28, 2007

crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008

Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

crap on this

(verb; present tense)

Said when circumstances are no longer adequate to your general interest; over this; fuck this; this sucks; etc.

Can be incorporated into appropriate context.

"Crap on this, I'm going home!"

"Crap on McDonalds, I'm going to Inn'out!"

"Crap on commercials, I'm getting bagel bites!"

"Crap on school! I'm going to be sick tomorrow."

"Crap on the cat, It can feed itself!"

"Crap on this, let's leave!"

"Crap on Vista! where's my old XP install-disc?!"

by anderson760 April 15, 2009

crappard

A way to describe someone being undescribably crap.

"yeah, stop being a crappard."

by alexandrawrx April 24, 2009

crappophobia

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.

When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.

by mitty39 July 8, 2009