Shaft Burn

The first degree burn on the shaft of your penis from excessive masturbating.

Dude i got a serious Shaft Burn i couldn't stop masturbating last night.

by E-jack December 5, 2010

burn on that stick

1. a phrase to insult someone intensely, equivalent to "go fuck yourself" or "drop dead"

2. a phrase to add emphasis on insulting a person, equivalent to "burn" or "salted" or "dissed"

Gertrude: Bertha, your hair is looking mighty greasy today.
Bertha: Burn on that stick, Gertrude!

"Ooh he just burned on your stick!"

"Burn on that stick, homes!"

by dinsters November 27, 2017

Jeremy Burns

A sex act where a guy with a huge dick resembling Ron Jeremy's has rough anal sex with a girl without lube, giving her a burning sensation in her anus.

Me and this girl were going at it last night and I gave her the Jeremy Burns. She won't be able to sit for awhile...

by definitionsondefinitions April 5, 2015

Burning Ali

A mix of Tizer, Irn Bru, Orange Coke and Vimto, spray deoderant around the top of the glass then light it for the BURNING ALI!!!

the burning ali at matts house was very tasty

by Shreddies May 5, 2008

after burn

Thinking of a good come back in an argument well after the argument has ended.

Bro 1: Damn dude that was a crazy argument!
Bro 2: Yea man and I just barely thought of a good comeback I could have used...
Bro 1: Wow man, what an after burn.

by chrisboy22 July 10, 2012

Burning Furbies

The act of hiding from class or the world by smoking crack, usually for an extended period of time.

Marco: Why isnt Lottie here tonight?
Bre: Shes probably off burning furbies!

by hpy February 4, 2010

Dirty burn

A burn on the hand (or some other area of the body) from friction, often repetitive and intense from a girl's panties or bra. Akin to a carpet burn, but specific to a "dirty" or "intimate" article of clothing. Most likely to occur in an instance of trying to go further/all the way with a girl, but not being allowed to seal the deal.

Example 1:

Leo: How'd it go last night?
Ben: ah man, all I got was a dirty burn (on my hand)!

Example 2:

Jim: I thought it was a done deal last night, and then all she left me with was a dirty burn!
Lucas: You are not having luck with the ladies man, all you ever manage to do is get a dirty burn

by mangmang22 December 6, 2011