Breathing

To watch porn

Chad: do you watch porn?
Carl: do you breathe?

Carl: I'm breathing right now
Chad: TMI dude

by 2trappygang August 6, 2021

Brendingo

Scouse women named Brenda who host Mandingo parties and make their husbands watch m!

Hey Brenda love…why are you walking funny today?…..oh I hosted a brendingo party last night and Tyrone really gave it to me hard in the ass!

by Bizbone81 November 4, 2021

Breaking down

A more popular thing to do on TV than saying what was really going through your mind at the time to make yourself sound more human to your audience.

Armed Civilian- I knew if I said I shot that no good, thieving, bluegum nigger for being in the wrong place at the right time on TV that I would get beat up or possibly killed (or stabbed in such a way that it wasn't fatal) as soon as I got back to my jail cell so I said I thought he was robbing the empty house at the construction site down the street and planned on breaking down and crying nstead, that seemed like a smarter, more humane thing to do to me (even though my humane side wasn't there with me that day, my racist alter ego was the only one home).

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Breadangry

When bread is angry.

The gingerbread man was breadangry because I tried to eat him.

by RandomDodo August 27, 2021

Bradying

Phrase used to describe Tom Brady brutally beating an NFL team or just being miracously insane on the playing field.

Your team just got Brady'd.

The Bradying has come.

by Sgt Noodles September 25, 2021

Breathing

Don’t

“Hey man, don’t you like breathing?”

by Gh_sted December 1, 2021

Breathing Lawrencium

Breathing Lawrencium or ‘We breathing Lawrencium’ is a saying among Eddie stans to explain how devoted we are to Eddie.

Taken from the element Lawrencium, which is actually a metal that cant be inhaled or exhaled but it doesnt matter.

Person 1: “I just got my first Eddie tattoo!!!”
Person 2: “You have one too? Awesome!!!”
Person 1: “Wow!! We breathing Lawrencium.”

by yayyyyy me! January 20, 2022