1. When a bro services another bro sexually either because they do not have girlfriends, or they are bored.
2. Engrish for blow job.
2. Engrish for blow job.
by Bringindowntheblouse May 8, 2015
Get the Bro Job mug.A lax bro is a guy who plays lacrosse and fully embraces the culture. Commonly found in Maryland, many also spend their time outside laxin' going to Catholic schools and boating. Many lax bros populate Annapolis and the Eastern Shore of Maryland, mostly the Easton area. They spend a lot of time in Ocean City catchin' waves or beach laxin'. Lax bros will often get together for a lax sesh, which usually includes the following: some brews, some bowls, babes, Dispatch, O.A.R., hemp anklets, board shorts, lax jerseys, polos, Madras clothing, Rainbow flip flops, and sometimes Lilly Pulitzer. Many lax bros have long hair and join fraternities in college.
The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.
Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.
The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.
Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.
Captain lax bro before a game: "Do work son!"
Lax bro 1: "Dude, did you just see that chick?!"
Lax bro 2: "Yeah bro she was alright."
Lax bro 1: "Just alright? Son you need your eyes checked."
Lax bro 2: "Bro chill, get with the flow, did you forget I'm practically engaged?"
Lax bro 1: "Dude, did you just see that chick?!"
Lax bro 2: "Yeah bro she was alright."
Lax bro 1: "Just alright? Son you need your eyes checked."
Lax bro 2: "Bro chill, get with the flow, did you forget I'm practically engaged?"
by brobabe May 8, 2009
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by nevrar March 27, 2007
Get the choice bro mug.1.Don’t talk to your bro’s crushes ever, not even a little bit. That’s not cool and that’s betrayal.
2.Don’t talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Bro’s before hoes.
2.Don’t talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Bro’s before hoes.
by ImaGOAT9 January 2, 2020
Get the Bro Code mug.Opposite of a lowrider; a truck or SUV with a lift, usu. with mud kicker tires and SKIN, Fox, Metal Mulisha stickers etc. See: lifted truck
by VirginKing November 30, 2009
Get the bro-rider mug.A dude who is physically and/or emotionally high maintenance to an extent which his antics are diva-like.
Kira: May I have money flow to get my nails done this evening?
Biz: Naw. I asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
Now I'm wrinkly to go play ball.
Kira: Negro please! Well it's only $10 for my bikini wax.
Biz: Bet! Call them and book 2 appointments because it's about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
Kira: (sighs aloud) Why do I always end up with a Div-Bro?
Biz: Naw. I asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
Now I'm wrinkly to go play ball.
Kira: Negro please! Well it's only $10 for my bikini wax.
Biz: Bet! Call them and book 2 appointments because it's about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
Kira: (sighs aloud) Why do I always end up with a Div-Bro?
by Najiramba March 4, 2011
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