A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
Get the Pig boardingmug. Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024
Get the Shartcuterie boardmug. This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca
Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience
by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020
Get the Chook boardmug. This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Get the Shart Boardmug. When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.
by popkxw May 5, 2024
Get the Anal Boardingmug. Weather Boarding(verb)
A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.
A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.
I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.
Or
Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.
Or
Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.
by xemo February 23, 2011
Get the Weather Boardingmug. Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004
Get the Stockbroker's Boardmug.