blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015

frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020

cookie blanket

yum

"Cookie blanket." "Yum!"

by humantrafficker September 26, 2021

pig in a blanket

used to refer to describe someone who is being impaled from the rectum by a colossal penis to the point that the tip reaches the other end of the person.

"Tyrones dick was so big that Caleb became a Pig In a Blanket"

by garfieldbabycakes June 26, 2025

Pigs in blankets

Extra thiccccc woman

They pigs in blankets

by Lowen10 April 12, 2019

Spanish Blanket

A warm and embracing male who is willing to keep any 6/10 female warm in all circumstances.

“They call me the Spanish Blanket.” Have my kids immediately

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Pigs in a Blanket

When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.

“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”

“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”

by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024