bitter bombing

(v.) The curmudgeon’s online equivalent to glitter bombing. The act of attacking someone on a blog or website comments page without warning or provocation just because you’re a bitter old bastard that has absolutely nothing constructive to add to the discussion and you enjoy being a complete dick.

We were having this really engaging online debate the other day until that douche bag “4skin” showed up and begin bitter bombing everyone. Yeah, that pretty much killed it.

by Jurgis Rudkus December 23, 2011

bitterspousing

The act of saying unkind, critical, cranky, peevish things about your spouse while both you and your spouse are in the company of others, often as a passive-aggressive way to make a point *to* your spouse about some trait or behavior that you find problematic, in the guise of conversing with others.

Guys, enough bitterspousing already! Let's all have fun tonight!

Jim and Cheryl ruined the evening with their constant bitterspousing.

by DoobyMaryJ April 20, 2012

Bitterocracy

Living life perpetually and profoundly bitter about everything. Usually identified by the prolific amount of political bumper stickers adorning their car. Enjoys driving well below the speed limit in the fast-lane.

bitter complain smug angry

He's living in a state of total Bitterocracy.

by OriginalRecipe November 2, 2012

bitter fish

People who don't want a hug from a hugslut

That bitter fish wouldn't accept my hug :(

by Gold_Pharmacy May 15, 2016

bitter tooth

To hold a grudge

Danny still had a bitter tooth for becky

by Dannyboyyyyyy May 20, 2016

Bitterus

So bitter it makes the taste contagious.

The drink was so bitterus Brian felt it felt disgusted as well.

by Argentinian Duck September 8, 2016

Bitterman jackson

A discreet way of saying blow job.

Just go down the street to Suzie, and pay five dollars for a bitterman jackson.

by WorseThanYou September 20, 2016