Goon Bud

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.

I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.

by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023

Bud Light Parent

Instead of being "transparent" you are being bud light parent

During the negotiation process, they were bud light parent about their motivations

by BudLightParent May 4, 2023

Bud Sucker

Someone who drinks bud light

Nick why u drinking that you bud sucker

by Lipton72642 May 9, 2023

Bud Buddy

A Grown ass man who will make excuses for Bud Crawford and say say he should fight Tank instead of Boots Ennis and swear he would stop Floyd Mayweather

Terence Crawford is the greatest boxer in history and is void to any criticism my glorious beautiful baby boy TC I am a Bud Buddy

by PLUTOLY September 25, 2023

Drink a Bud Light

To have gay sex.

Tom: Where are Jim and George?

Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.

Tom: Ha, faggots.

by Tom (short for Tomothy) July 10, 2023

Chum bud

Buddies who enjoy watching fishing or cooking shows together, rather than chasing girls.

I didn’t go out last night, cause I was just hanging with my chum bud catching up master chef

by Cptkirk33 July 13, 2023

Bud Platinum

I drink it almost exclusively and I'm not just going to stop because Matt fucking Walsh doesn't fucking like trannies. Matt walsh can suck a tranny dick.

Hym "Yeah, I'm not going to stop drinking bud platinum. Not that I drink all that often but still. If I go to buy some beer and bud platinum is GONE. I'm going to be livid!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023