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Pig in a blanket

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.
Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "
by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023
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Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010
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saddle blanket

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor
by wdomkr December 24, 2009
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blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!
by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018
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Opposite blanket day

Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.
“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”
by retro boy November 13, 2020
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Vell in a Blanket

It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee
Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021
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