average hoe

1.) A young woman that has nothing special about her or nothing that stands out

"You still gonna try to holla at Mike when you know he dating Kity?"
"Hell yeah! Girl, fuck her. That bitch an average hoe anyway!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

The Star Advertiser

1) A newspaper in Hawaii

2) After having buttsex, press your ass against the window and shart.

1) "Dude, the Star Advertiser sucks asscrack. Dont buy it."

2) "Man, some Iolani people were going at it yesterday. I saw some wrinkly old ass do a Star Advertiser!"

by Urban Iolani November 20, 2010

amber alert

When you see that stripper from the club out in public..

Amber Alert! Three O'Clock from the Gold Club!

by Dog Boy February 16, 2008

average

1. adj. to describe anything that while it functions to its minimal specification, it still sucks

2. adj. bad

3. n. one who is not good

1. Man, my new computer is average.
2. That was a pretty average performance by my local sports team.
3. You are an average.

by Chewy January 2, 2005

average speed

something that is true

"average speed that's true you know r r r"

by heh January 8, 2005

Red Alert

When out at a club or party, it is the time you and your buddies designate to stop being picky and settle on anyone that will hook up with you. Red Alert usually goes into effect about an hour before closing. The results of Red Alert mode have left many with someone who is coyote ugly.

"Hey, dawg, I ain't had no pussy in awhile. It's past 1am; I'm goin' into Red Alert right now!"

by bohits February 2, 2004

faith-avertive

Someone who is allergic to religion

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive

by tory borty December 31, 2012