anal rejection

the involuntary constriction of the sphincter muscles due to insertion of objects; including but not limited to large dicks, dildos, and other foreign objects.

the tightening of the butthole with sensory awareness of anal intercourse.

my girlfriend had anal rejection the first time we tried anal sex.

every time my dick get near her butt, I get anal rejection.

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by theliberian October 27, 2015

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.

Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy

by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016

Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".

"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"

by fanyole23 January 14, 2019

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

Anal Spittoon

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.

Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.

by BeObie January 21, 2019