An Amber Fact

A fact that is, in fact, completely fucking made up bullshit but delivered with such conviction as to make it appear real and avoid challenge within a friendly conversation.

I was surprised that the Vietnamese stripper had such an in-depth knowledge of the transport system in London; "Everyone knows that..." she stated. I considered it was probably an Amber Fact, let her feel important and then jizzed in her eye.

by Rushers1234 October 9, 2019

Amber Lamps

OH GOD HES DYING SOMEONE GO GET THE AMBER LAMPS!

OH GOD JEREMY IS HAVING A SEIZURE CALL THE AMBER LAMPS!

by gamer #37352628 March 7, 2019

Take an Amber

It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.

I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.

by Joedaddy755 May 16, 2022

amber gulag

amber gulag is a girl at our school whos second name sounds like gulag and is very smexy- isobel

omg look its amber gulag HaHa

by poopoohead432 November 18, 2020

Amber Steamer

The act of defecating on your partner’s side of the bed

My wife surprised me with an Amber Steamer when I returned from my work trip. God, I love her.

by AAnonymousKarma April 28, 2022

amber jane

sexy and wants to marry me

amber jane: i want to marry you
Florence:ok

by florence the sexy person January 25, 2022

Amber Gerhold

A human that’s is beautiful and very swag. She loves emojis too.

Omg Amber Gerhold is my DAD!!

by YummyTurtles December 6, 2019