by that dudde who knows things September 17, 2009
A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"
OR
"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
OR
"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
by Terminus_Est March 11, 2016
The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner is BO$$
by Hugh__Jass January 31, 2010
One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.
by Firecrab December 17, 2015
When a girl is sucking u off and you coom in her mouth, as you coom you scream “I HAVE (any std here)” and close hold her mouth closed. the shock of that sentence you just shouted will cause the coom to fly out of her nose like a dragon’s smoke.
by Shit.head November 03, 2021
The act of knocking your partner unconscious during intercourse, then you proceed to ride then off the roof of your house into a pool.
Jim: Hey babe, you ready for the Extreme Alaskan Bobsledding?
Jane: Sure, but try to take it easy, I don't want to tear my back up that much this time.
Jim: Well you don't have a choice, because your going to be unconscious
Jane: Fuck
Jane: Sure, but try to take it easy, I don't want to tear my back up that much this time.
Jim: Well you don't have a choice, because your going to be unconscious
Jane: Fuck
by MR. Stanky September 20, 2017
when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.
man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word)
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN
by flippzies July 06, 2011