alabama salad

Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out

Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy

by Alabama salad April 5, 2017

Alabama Republican

Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.

The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.

by Tiny Baby Jesus November 10, 2017

Alabama threeway

Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.

My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.

by jestill May 23, 2012

Alabama Handshake

A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.

A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.

"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"

" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."

"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."

by Dr Hymen Maximus January 15, 2021

Alabama Thankyou

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.

Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"

by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021

Alabama Roulette

Like Russian roulette, but with a pistol instead of a revolver.

The south is morning tonight after the governors of both Mississippi and Alabama died after a game of Alabama roulette.

by lzcracker July 18, 2015

Alabama Slammer

1. An prison in Alabama

2. When a person from Alabama slams on your cock

The Alabama Slammer was a neat trick she decides to use

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you April 22, 2018