alabama christian academy

Also known as 'ACA'

In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes

In short, Almost Christian Assholes

Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!

Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!

by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018

Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018

alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018

Alabama Railway

typically a three way, but more people can be involved. Usually Involves men. The first man is being penetrated anally from behind (the last man being the caboose), whilst penetrating the man in front of him (or woman, it doesn't matter). All 'thrusters' of the gang bang thrust their weight at the same time

I heard that Gerald, Benny, and Jake had some sort of Alabama Railway at the party.

by despicable. October 30, 2018

Alabama Cheerios

The process of pouring Cheerios and milk into a girl’s vagina and eating out of it.

I ate some Alabama Cheerios this morning and now there’s a salty after taste in my mouth

by daprogrammr01 December 13, 2018

Alabama White Elephant

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass

Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.

by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019