ALCOBOL

Just Joe Biden making gaffs

The bureau of alcobol alcohol tobacco and firearms

by funny jokes May 26, 2022

Alcoholiday

When you need to go on a little vacation with friends and get fall down loser drunk to escape life and reality.

You - ugh, I've had enough of life! I think we need to get fall down drunk and act like we're the baddest bitches around asap.
Me - Alcoholiday... let's giv'r!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

alcoholic

me, myself, my friends, and anybody names gabby. we drink until our liver fails

“bro they are such alcoholics”

by boyfriendlover September 5, 2022

Alcoholgorhythm

1. A finite set of unambiguous instructions that, given some set of initial conditions, can be performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a certain level of intoxication and that has a recognizable set of end conditions.
2. An erroneous form of alcoholism.
3. A precise rule (or set of rules) specifying how to get the perfect amount of drunk; a set of procedures guaranteed to find the solution to a drinking problem.

Everyone has their own unique alcoholgorhythm, factoring things like body weight, type and amount of food eaten that day, other intoxicants, hydration levels, all laid over time. When followed responsibly, a calculated alcoholgorhythm.

by Dr.Crow January 31, 2023

Alcoholic asshole

Me

"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"

by Am not gay February 1, 2023

Alcohalzheimers

Once an individual has achieved the level of inebriation required to repeat the same sentence as if they had never said it three times that night.

Alcohalzheimers has no example, if you know, you know this friend.

by Digital Appleseed February 17, 2023

Alcohol

It's medicine for stress

Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom

by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022