Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken
by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Aidsmug. "Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."
by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021
Get the Lung Aidsmug. by shreklover999 April 7, 2023
Get the Okehampton AIDSmug. Space aids are when you join a VC and your friend has a voice changer from voice mod and uses it in your VC then you are infected with SPACE AIDS.
by Space Aid Havin Motha Fucka August 14, 2023
Get the Space Aidsmug. AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'
Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 24, 2014
Get the AIDS Grenademug. An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies
Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.
It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.
It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
Get the Queering Aidmug. It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
Get the crustacean-aidsmug.