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Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D January 17, 2009
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crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
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Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
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CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
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aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.
She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .
by AspergersBear January 27, 2018
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Orange Aid

Trump's forth coming health care system, appropriately named after Trump's orange skin hues; The aftermath of the ACA and "Obama Care"
Sorry sir, we are no longer able to cover your medidal condition under the ACA. However, the newly passed "Make America Healthy Again" legislation, aka "Orange Aid" does cover some of your treatment.
by CranpaVA February 2, 2017
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Juggi Aids

Like Aids, just transmitted by touch from Juggi. If you come into contact with Juggi Aids, you are fucked.
Damn bro, you got them Juggi Aids... You're fucked.
by Juggi Aids Preacher July 4, 2022
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