Abeed

An Arab equivalent of the n-word, as popularised by Mohamed Hanakin (Mohamed Rajab Wali), a Kurdish veteran resident in the United States

Hanakin: the arab beople.. the arab beople.. when they say abeed, they mean N

by firstclasshorrors May 17, 2021

gamer absence

big men fucking

"I just did a gamer absence"
"ok"

by fortnitefunny November 3, 2019

NE14 ABJ

"NE14 ABJ" is an internet meme/joke that involves someone reading out a fake license plate and it sounding like they are asking the question "Anyone for a blowjob?"

Instances of this joke can be traced back on the internet from as far back as December 2008 on a forum site, however the forum post suggests that the joke had already existed for a while before then, so the exact origin date is unknown.

Customer: "Hey, my car has been blocked in."
Shop Assistant: "Whats it's license plate number?"
Customer: "Its NE14 ABJ."
Shop Assistant (on loudspeaker): "Please can the owner of the car with the registration 'NE14 ABJ' kindly move their vehicle."

by iiJ03L December 15, 2019

Aburrow

Someone who is clumsy to the point of utter stupidity.

(Tom breaks trouser press)
Tom: "Gurrr"
Joben: " Dude you are so Aburrow"

(Tom breaks cash machine)"Dude, you just Aburrowed that cash machine!"

by jack shelcott March 28, 2010

Abigail

Abigail is one of the most caring and understanding person you will ever meet in your life. Once you meet an abigail, never lose her because she will bring happiness to your life. She will be an amazing wife and mum when she is older. Abigail is slim thickand one of the first things you'll notice is her ass. Abigail would rather see others happy than herself and she is always happy. However, Abigail has many problems but prefers to keep them to herself. However, she might trust a few of her best friends. Abigail tends to go for taller boys and she is happiest when singing. Abigail loves to get dirty and play sports. E.g- Rugby. She can be quite shy at first but once you get to know her, she will open up to you and you'll never regret meeting her. She is the most trust worthy person you will ever meet and she can always find good in everyone she meets

Abigail is probably the most sweetest person you will ever meet in your life

by QUEEEENNN March 6, 2018

Misti Lane Spencer Abbott

Skanky white bitch trolling for married men.

Are you pulling a Misti Lane Spencer Abbott?

by Abbyfaith October 30, 2008

Abbsy

A beautiful girl who you'll fall in love with on the first date.
She's the girl who makes inside jokes with you and obsesses over boy bands, but still can listen to screamo sometimes. Abbsy is the pearl in a clam and the enemy of all muffins.

This girl is the best you'll ever meet and she'll always be her.

Person 1: Is that Abbsy?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Nice.

by Mattsy August 7, 2012