jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.

Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.

by shavov5 December 28, 2013

Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!

"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."

by that guy November 26, 2003

turkey club

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle

john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day

by lee November 16, 2004

Turkey Flu

The flu that one gets the week before or the week of the Thanksgiving holiday, that prevents them from eating untill said day arives, where they make a miraculous recovery.

Dude i totally got the Turkey Flu this week, but when i smelled those rolls I was cured!!

by C Dauug November 27, 2009

turkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

Because it stuck out so far, Jimbo stubbed his turkey toe on the bookshelf.

by turkeytoe January 20, 2016

turkey basterd

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.

That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.

by neologisto July 15, 2011

rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008