Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.
"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."
by UprTupr December 30, 2012
the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign
old people, line-retard
by kingbitcher9000 May 16, 2009
An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.
Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”
Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”
Brayden: *giggles*
Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”
Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”
Brayden: *giggles*
Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”
by Ze Doctor April 09, 2020
When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town
Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
by Ass definition October 02, 2011
A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards
by Dolan the Duck May 03, 2018
Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."
Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."
Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."
Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."
Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."
by Lauro Chavez October 19, 2007
1. Possessing seemingly superhuman strength at the cost of intellegence.
Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.
Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.
1. Damn! Jerome Bettis broke through that line like a Bull Retard.
2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.
2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.
by Sheraton Gould April 21, 2005