Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy

In New Zealand slang, Randy means random

Person: I feel like some pumpkin right now
Me: Wtf, that’s randy as

by INCOGNITO UNNAMED MYSERY February 1, 2019

White Randy

When you put an over grilled hotdog in a girls asshole, give her a Mountain Dew enema, blow it back out, and eat it on a bun With barbecue sauce.

She must’ve ate lunch at Chipotle, cause this White Randy, tastes like corn and refried beans.

by Egg lover 36 August 29, 2022

Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.

Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month

by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021

Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022

Randy

The patron saint of brides-to-be. The bridal consultant at Kleinfelds that they bring in when a bride is having doubts

Call in Randy! We have a bridal crisis in aisle five

by veronicalodge November 10, 2019

randy style

To have BUTT SEX! (or anal penetration)

He took his partner randy style!

by randy mmmm(: March 13, 2011