green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle
guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(
by dontbeadaril March 05, 2012
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Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.
Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
by KappaHunter February 24, 2014
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Green heat

A form of canabis in which the effects of inhalation of smoke induces a high unlike that of some dirt weed. In other words, the fire.
dude, I stopped by my guys house last night and picked up some green heat and have been danked up ever since.
by ben and hanan January 10, 2008
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Irene Greene

Irene Greene is a old teacher, who is pretty thicky boi.
Fredo: Damn that teacher thick
Mads: Yes, its because its an Irene Greene
by Mousolinniboibagbiggawigga December 08, 2020
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Timothy Green

The guy who plays fire music with the aux for loveliveserve.
"Timothy Green play some heat!"
by idk76787678 September 29, 2020
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green politics

Derived from 'green envy'; a political stance based upon envy of anyone earning more than the commentator regardless of skill or ability. Perception by some that politicians are all freeloaders and worthless so not entitles to a reasonable rate of remuneration.
The 'green' may or may not be a reference to the 'greenback' US $.

Nothing to do with the environment.
Q: So, how is it that Mr.Xyz is worth £65k pa ($100,000)?

He only sits there and votes occasionally.
A: That's just green politics because no one thinks you are worth that much!
by MoLincs July 23, 2010
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nathan green

A Nathan green is a little cunty log that wanks into girls sock and then wears those socks and then walks around in them squishing his green cum with every step. He licks dicks and helicopters on top of Chinese, black, white, Indian and pretty much every other girl he sees. When he walks in the street he goes topless and trouserless exposing his cum stained underwear and his morning, midday and night wood.
by DepressedWilly October 10, 2019
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