Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.

To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*

by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017

call that laptop

a term for e-sex

'oh bertha and kyle having e-sex? call that laptop!'

by sageleaaf March 10, 2022

slime call

Verb: a validation of attendance for your slimes/ slats / homies

Head Homie: "Its already 1:50? Time for the slime call"
Head homie: DeMarcus?
DeMarcus: on god I'm here foo that's in my granny foo on crip

by Dick ass November 22, 2019

Ghost Call

When you pretend to talk to someone on the phone for the purpose of avoiding communication with the people or person around you.

Krystol thought Cole made a ghost call for an excuse to leave.

by <3Sux December 5, 2022

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

The Call of Harambe

The innate and perpetual instinct that all primate feel when freedom is thrust upon them suddenly.

When the lab truck over turned, the rhesus monkeys succumbed to The Call of Harambe.

by SgtPep73 January 28, 2022

Call of Duty

A game where every 12 year old has fucked your mom.

Random 12 year old: You suck at Call of Duty, just like your mom sucked my dick

by GingerPuff December 27, 2015