Waiter: Hey, you gonna tip me?
Dude: Sorry, I don’t have my credit card, and the only thing I have in my pocket is a Benjamin
Waiter: Fuck you!
Dude: Sorry, I don’t have my credit card, and the only thing I have in my pocket is a Benjamin
Waiter: Fuck you!
by Raycroc1940 November 5, 2023
Get the Benjaminmug. Some people say he is the Walmart version of talking Ben. He is a minor Greek god and people worship him
by Dr shart March 8, 2022
Get the Talking Benjamin the 2ndmug. by Jur1234 May 12, 2019
Get the Benjaminmug. he is wanted in 69 sates for the crime of heinous murder he is said to Rome the streets with ur ex girl but watch out he has said to always be strraped with Bella India No1 Karo White Toilet Tissue Roll - 12 Rolls so watch out has also has numerouse accounts of speeding so be careful he is on his way to get u now
by HIS head teacher October 8, 2020
Get the benjamin frankiln the 3rd kjellbergmug. Love him. Cherish him. Don’t take him for granted. No one will love you how he will. He cares for you and he loves you. You mean the world to him even if it might not seem like it at times. Don’t ever put yourself in a position to lose him. Take your time with him and everything will turn out just fine. Please give him the love his soul deserves.
by imalwayshere February 7, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. BENJAMIN is a little boy with 3.4 inch penis he can barely fit it in the vagina he gets rolled easily and bullied a lot he gets rejected by women countless times and he watches facial porn and has about ten wanks he is known as the biggest virgin on O BLOCK days dead mam nibbba
by O BLOCK NIBBA December 15, 2019
Get the BENJAMIN MCCASHmug. $100 dollar bills (aka blue benjamins) that is considered "dirty money." This is because the "blue" bills are covered in blood or red dye packs used in banks. The red mixed with the blue making purple.
by SpicyGuac04 January 11, 2022
Get the Purple Benjaminsmug.