2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left

1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone

by jdizzla March 21, 2008

2:37

The total time it takes for someone to have sexual intercourse, clean themselves and walk out the door.

T-Bone said he hit that, wiped off with the shower curtain and was out the door in 2:37!

by DirtyAssDog December 16, 2008

2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

2 fast 2 furious

The second worst film ever made, beaten into submission by Reign of Fire

Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?

In 2 fast 2 furious one guy signals with a nod to the other and they zoom off at top speed, 10 minutes later they signal to each other with a nod and one pulls a 180 degree turn and drives backwards for a while- this language is stupid

by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006

2.0

when a gamer returns to real life

"Damn, thats some uber lewt... frank would nut all over that." "frank is 2.0"

by uba January 12, 2005

2 where ya cum, 1 in the bum

version of the shocker

i gave my chick 2 in where ya cum, 1 in the bum

by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

2 burns

Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue.

"here ya man, 2 burns"

by Wingus July 30, 2006