by Chickenwitbduooh October 31, 2021

by Pe13$_licker February 17, 2025

When you absolutely getting shit on by your buddies for your shit gameplay but you just hit the nastiest no scope.
Jay: Bro you’re dogshit you literally have no kills
DaddyJ: Dude I’m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks
DaddyJ: Dude I’m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks
by DaddyJSchmeat February 12, 2022

“Bro, all the likes and dislikes on UD are set to 0, and I can’t change it, the like system must be broken.”
by Forgive Marcel August 6, 2025

The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.
Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.
by Fuck Webster! August 2, 2018

by YouStupidBitchByGirlInRed February 23, 2023

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
