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"After he ate 10 out of the 20 cabbage rolls, his *wet-booty-a'slappin' * sounded like he had major piggy butt!"
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If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
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When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".
When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".
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