Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022

Quick One

An easy to get person. Or someone you use for a short period of time.

John: Yo Nicole is a quick one!

by Fcxk.kat May 31, 2017

fun-for-one

masturbation

Bob has been enjoying himself doing the fun-for-one while being quarantined.

by floral harmony June 29, 2020

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Plan B One-Step

emergency contraception you take within 72 hours after unprotected sex. The sooner you take it, the better it works.

Shop for Plan B One-Step your way: on‑shelf in the family planning aisle or buy online and pick up in‑store or curbside. No ID, no Rx required.

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023