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Lithuanian ball cancer

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.
Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners
Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good
by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016
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Took my balls

1. Someone who totally whooped your arse at something. Utterly humiliating you and crushing your pride.

2. When a girl seemingly dominates a guy, scaring him, doing whatever she wants, and letting her hit him out of anger.
Jack: "Yo Sam, John crushed you in that multiplayer last night."

Sam: "Yeah, he took my balls."

Mark: Why won't Tyrone hang out with us anymore? Richmond?
Richmond: Man, i heard Lizzy took his balls and won't let him go anywhere w/out her
by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016
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Kick balls month

On November 1st anyone can kick a boy in the balls no matter what.
Girl:Hey guess what it’s November 1st
Boy:so?
Girl:So you have to be nice to me

Boy:why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no
by Sophiemclaughlin20 January 2, 2021
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squiggly ball fun

when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE
"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"

"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"

"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"

what a load of squiggly ball fun
by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011
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8 ball tattoo

Never to be messed with. Usually seen in rodeo 2wd ute either flat bed or oversized canopy. 8 ball tattoo Often accompanied by flames and/or koi fish sleeve.
Jonno, stop runnin ya mouth. That blokes got an 8 ball tattoo!
by Bighorse December 10, 2018
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pol fish-ball

A texty, who makes a short comment (usually anonymously), and adds a cheap shot at a celebrity (usually a politician).
Texter: You check out that last message on the board? Signed 'me'un-u'.

Texter2: In the dish 'n whine forum? He-he. 'Hillary's thighs of thunder'.

Texter: Freakin' pol fish-ball.

Texter2: Ain't got any, fo sho. I plonked the bitch.

Texter: Me'un-u... hmm... Willie, ya think?
by crobs July 26, 2010
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