What the dick?

A variation of "what the fuck?"

It is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. Usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.

"Guys, what the dick? I think I left my wallet back at the bar"

by Muchacho90 October 8, 2012

Dick Vomit

1) One who swallows so much semen that the stomach has to force-ably remove it by vomiting. (A fucking whore)
2) One who just pisses you off to the point of mass murder.

1) That Dick Vomit will suck anybody.
2) Nick, quit being such a Dick Vomit.

by Dick Vomit (2) October 19, 2012

Slinky Dick

The dude at PEX Summer Festival that had a slinky attached to his dick

"Look at slinky dick over there!"

by TheElectricZookeeper July 7, 2012

Dick-Spatula

A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.

Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."

GF: "How'd that go?"

Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."

GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"

Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."

by Dasturd August 29, 2012

Dick Zombie

Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.

Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 19, 2013

dick snorkel

Someone that licks balls. When holding the shaft of the penis up to lick balls, it looks like a snorkel.

Me: dude that chick blew me last week.

Friend: no way! Did she dick snorkel you?

by dole September 24, 2013

Dick Pong

A game created by some Canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. The game requires a Ping Pong ball and a Ping Pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. There is no real objective. The game caught the eye of the American public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as America's past time. The DPL (Dick Pong League) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on ESPN2 almost nightly, commentated by ESPN Dick Pong Analyst Scott van Pelt.

Guy 1: Fuck bro. I just hurt my dick.

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.

Guy 2: Damn.

by dickpongmaster69 May 2, 2012