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Dirty Dan

When you throw ya girl face down into the pillows and mark out ten paces and run full speed and jump into your girls vagina if done properly will feel amazing if done wrong might break your penis
Bro i totally nailed the Dirty Dan on Selena last night
by BoiImGreat March 1, 2017
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Dirty Quincy

The "Dirty Quincy" is the act of, during intercourse, the lady's pet dog (usually a pug) sneaks onto the bed, crawls between the four splayed legs of the humans, and licks the starfish on the male member. This is usually accomplished in the missionary position, but has been know to occur in many other positions as well.
I felt on the verge of an explosive climax, when POW! I got "Dirty Quincy'd" by an all-black pug! Instant flaccidity!
by Kaiser Soce November 23, 2011
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Dirty Mellissa

While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".
Physiologist: "So why are you here?"

Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."
by Captain Awesome 86 April 1, 2020
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dirty josie

When a straight girl wants her gay friend's dick but he won't give it to her, so she ends up tackling him to the floor in a beast-like fashion. Usually involves biting and commenting on the gay boy's pant bulge.
He said he didn't love her so she gave him the dirty josie.
by DinoDaddy September 4, 2017
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Dirty CPR

When a girl has had a heart attack, instead of putting your lips to the bitches mouth, you fart in her mouth.
A bitch had a heart attack, so contrary to medical advise i gave her dirty CPR
by abdul984545 August 11, 2006
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Dirty Elliot

a dirty elliot is when you munch on a girl's taint until it bleeds and you mix the blood and poo together to finger paint on his nipples with
Dan: Hey Elliot! Shall we go find Megan and make a dirty Elliot tonight?
by Pissy pants blood April 29, 2020
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Dirty JJ

A women who likes to dress as a kitten. Feed her, pet her and cuddle her all day. She will transform Into a ball licking, dick sucking manic when you pour milk on them.
I love it when my girl comes over and does the dirty JJ. I always have milk on hand.
by Rennystar June 14, 2019
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