cunt lits

A word a father uses when talking to his children jokingly or when he is in a good mood. or when when he talks to the cat.

You little cunt lits bastards

by Holpol June 11, 2006

Cunt

What my frens are

Eli: I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE WITH pHOTOSHOP tea tea tea also pineapple you cunt
Jake: GAY RIGHTS AND GENDER EQUALITY ALONG WITH CALLING EVERYONE HIS IS NOT GAY A HOMOPHOBE
Me: Excuse me what the fuck?

by NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 14, 2018

Cunt Pouch

A pouch in which counts hide their things.

Example: " hey you got any weed in your cunt pouch?"

by Sheenabitch May 10, 2016

Cunt

Someone who does not enjoy the creamy taste of cold milk sliding down there throats and into there stomach. Filled with shitty google facts and comebacks that are subpar, a cunt will usually refer to people as a mug. However this insult will almost always be used incorrectly! A cunt is also very smug, always thinking they are the best when in actual fact they are noticeably below average!

Kalvin is a cunt.

by Unkown701 March 7, 2017

Cunt

An alternative term to refer to a politician

The prime minister is a complete cunt

by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018

Cap-cunt

A gatekeeper for Capcom games.

A conversation between Capcom fans
OP: “I like Resident Evil 8, it’s actually pretty good!”
Reply: “Preposterous! Nothing will ever beat Resident Evil 4!”
OP: “Oh lord, it’s a Cap-cunt.”

by ninuno January 24, 2023

skunty cunt

A scandalous swindler of the highest order. Also masquerades as a sassy little spicy latte on weekends while donning their favorite pair of U-cut wrangler jeans.

PoopNuts won yet another game of catan on a 6 point play drawing 4 VP's while I had the win in my hand and all the while encircling the third player, a man of scrupulous morals, completely therefore stopping that man's fun in it it's tracks. What a skunty cunt.

by PhreshGuus May 10, 2017