flarple tunnel syndrome

uncontrolable urge to flatulate the tune of your favorite song.

Chris: wow dude how are you doing that?

Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.

Chris: That rules man.

Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)

by moshe da beadle May 9, 2008

Down Syndrome Banana

Normally a fat, baby faced white kid with blonde hair (George Dalton) that is extremely cringy.

Banana boy "Check out my new phone"
Edgy cunt "You fucking baby faced Down Syndrome Banana"

by ChillyDankCat September 11, 2016

ACS (awkward cadet syndrome)

a horrible disease that causes cadets of both virginia tech, texas a&m and all the service academy to break out in invisible hives which prevents them from maintaining a normal conversation with a member of the opposite sex who is not a cadet, generally making the other person feel as though the cadet is incapable of social interaction and is very awkward.

girl: hey what's your name?
cadet: uhhhhhhhh i like pt and have a short haircut
girl: oh....thats great! (this guy has ACS (awkward cadet syndrome)
cadet:yeah.......uhhh i've got to go shine my shoes

by jdubsvt12 March 1, 2010

Post Grade 11 Syndrome

Post Grade 11 Syndrome (PGES) is a phenomenon that occurs during the high school years, often as a result of excessive partying, drug use, or other activities that have a negative effect on brain function and development. It is usually not noticed right away by the sufferer, but becomes more apparent in hindsight once a substantial amount of brain cells have been killed off. Symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to: walking into rooms and forgetting why your there, forgetting facts you found easy to remember in middle or grade school, and hooking up with people and having a hard time remembering their names. In short, Post Grade 11 syndrome is essentially a slow process of generally going down hill that begins during high school, and ends whenever you actually grow up or die.

guy 1: 'Man, I totally just walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, stared at it for like ten minutes, forget why I was there, and then left the kitchen with a water. I used to have my shit so together my brain just feels like its melting.'

guy 2: 'You're right, you definitely peaked in grade 10, you totally have Post Grade 11 Syndrome.'

by bambi6669 April 5, 2010

Erratic Day-dreaming Syndrome

1) Also known as (EDD)--can be connected with ADD

2) When you have an imagination that is so active that it interferes with your regular life

3) To day-dream too much

4) having wild fantasies during sunny hours

Fred: Bob

Bob: silent**

Fred: BOB!

Bob: What the hell, man?--goes back to day-dreaming**

Stranger who passes by: I think he has Erratic Day-dreaming Syndrome, dude

by iMilky May 24, 2009

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness)

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.

Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE

by Mandy28 May 24, 2011

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

by noisecat June 6, 2005