John Racism

John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.

Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”

Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”

by Saucy Spoon December 12, 2023

Thumb Rack

The dimples located on the lower back used to rest the thumbs while hitting it from the back.

While Tiffany was bent down tying her shoes, Alec shouted" Those are some nice Thumb Racks!"

by JPetto19 December 12, 2023

@Bride_Racing

Amateur Powerboat Racing Team from Australia

Congratulations to @Bride_Racing for winning the Australian Championship

by Bride Racing December 13, 2023

ultra-racist

A person who has an irresistible and irrational temptation to express their hatred of a specific race in an extremely profound manner, usually in a physical way, thus leading to extreme injury or potential death.

“I just met someone the other day who had the urge to beat someone down just because they were of a different skin color, what an ultra-racist!”

by spaghetti maker i make spaghet December 22, 2023

Moose Racing League

Full of slow people who crash alot (Exept from Bops) and also we need a Williams nerf

Moose Racing League? Is that the best f1 league ever made?

by NxM_Bops December 28, 2023

Extraordinarily Racked

When one is extraordinarily racked they have done way too much cocaine in a small amount of time. The symptoms of being extraordinarily racked are full pupils, huge eyes, the inability to stop talking, people being visibly freaked out by your presence, and an heart rate of 160+ etc.

Yo did you see Reese last night? He was Extraordinarily Racked.

by Doctor Sockalingham January 7, 2024

Plate Racist

Person who recognizes the superiority of dishes part way 'tween plates and bowls and decree other dishes to be inferior

In the end we're all just plate racists who want to find bowls that sort of look like plates that are sort of like bowls.

by Ive_had_wrse January 20, 2024