Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"

by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024

FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

A disease that effects the ribs and brain

Josh: *Pisses* Oh crap
Mike: FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

Josh: umm...
Josh: Bye,
Mike: FORNIT

by Paiisy June 2, 2022

Sound Like a Broken Record

When someone has to repeat something to you repeatedly. Most likely being used by your black grandma.

"Boy now I don told you to clean your room 8 times, you makin' me sound like a broken record."

by peanut6217 January 28, 2022

Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator January 31, 2022

Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

by MollyRust August 5, 2020