Student- Hey Teacher?
Teacher- Yes?
Student- Do you have any pots?
Teacher- Uhh no?
Student- Damnit I wanted to be a pot head
<Three weeks later student is found dead after running infront of a car with a pot on his head>
"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"