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Turtle Ball 

Turtle Ball is a drinking game played with ideally 2 white wine glasses, 2 equally sized beer mugs, 2 ping pong balls, 4 players(although you may play with 2), any sort of bouncable table, 2 chairs, and 1 bench. The game shall be arranged by having 1 wine glass and 1 beer mug on each side and with 2 players sitting in the two chairs on 1 side and 2 players in the bench on the other. Mugs must always be on right side. The bench shall always be located on the south or west side of the table depending on which direction the table faces. This is the side home team must always sit on. If there are two home teams home team(aka bench side) will be determend by a best of 2 rock paper scissors, if teams split games whoever threw rock more wins.

Now that your set up we can begin to Turtle Ball. The ultimate goal of the game is to make your opponenets drink all of their beer in their glasses. When a team runs out of beer they lose. This is done by bouncing the ping pong ball either one of the glasses or by making contact with a glass. If you make the ball into a glass your oppenents must drink all of the contents in the other glass on their side. If you make contact with a glass both of your opponents must drink a number of drinks based on how many bounces that shot had. Also the ball must bounce at least once however, it may be swatted between first and second bounce.
"So... uh wanna play some Turtle Ball?"
"Dude i totally Turtle Balled you so hard last night"
"I could beat the president in Turtle Ball"
"I wanna be a Turtle Baller when i grow up"
Turtle Ball by Kevin and Austin December 19, 2009
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ball cramps

Periodic soreness or tightening of the male genitalia. Often coincides with a woman's menstrual cycle due to a lack of sexual contact.
Hey girl not tonight, I still have MAJOR ball cramps.
ball cramps by anfernee April 28, 2007

ball ring 

Much like the cock ring, only it goes around the balls. This is to prevent pre-mature ejaculation.
"Holy shit dude, Cheryl told me you fucked for 2 hours last night! How did you do that?"
"Ball ring,"
ball ring by Devin MacAulay September 24, 2006
Bushy pubic hair on the scrotum
you need to trim that ball fro if you want me to tea bag you
ball fro by elvisnme December 19, 2008

The ball is in your court 

the Origins of this phrase are as yet, unconfirmed. But is believed to have been first said somewhere in the south of England

a non-confrontational way of saying "it's your turn" and can be adapted as in his/her/their court.
Adrian: do you wanna spark it?
Gareth: the ball's in your court, man.
Adrian asking Gareth if he wants to light Adrian's joint.

ball dropper 

1) One who is depended upon to complete an integral function of a larger task, but fails in a manner which nullifies the efforts of the others involved

2) One known notoriously for "dropping the ball" (see above) often.
"Ok, joe can get the keg and rich can make up the posters"

"wait, Joe can't get the keg, hes a ball dropper, have bill get it instead"

ball dropper by Meredith July 15, 2003