Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.

"Her baby shower was so amazing"

by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018

Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.

Oh great now we have a queef baby as president

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

Wubble babies

Ugly ass bitch ass fuqin homeless farm color fuck tubie thangs tubie towers fuqin color baby sun bitch ass thangs who flooded their bitch ass house that was worth nothing.

Robert suneidel-"look at those fine ass wubble babies"
Jacob sjrignifun-"don't you mean the tele tubies you fucking dumbass dick bitch fuckstick"

by SPARECHICKEN April 19, 2018

big kissy baby

A blue tic hound that Gets treated and spoiled more than any human being.

save all your table scraps for big kissy baby whose outside in the car with the ac on I don't want big kissy baby getting hot or hungry.

by Chainsawpartsonline April 19, 2018

Scissor baby

The process of envitro fertilization undergone by lesbian partners to conceive a child out of the traditional sense.

"Did you hear that Lestat from gym class has two mom's, he's a scissor baby."

by Claudeguy October 3, 2017