David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

Sad-off

When 2 people engage in a war of words, but both people are just being sad in the process.

Anthony and John were having a sad-off after playing a video game

by Smithsonchap September 16, 2019

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

gone off the bean

High as hell , on one , euphoric , mixing and matching drugs alcohol, and designer drugs

Is that Quincy ?!?!?! He gone off the bean !!!

Rick is looking weird today !
He gone off da bean

by Dr. Hu September 18, 2019

ReQSST off

Requesting off from work when you have too many QSSTs to complete.

Tyrant: Hey can you do me a favor? I need to ReQSST off from work tomorrow. Can I trust you to do all my work?

Big Easy: Bro I would but.... I don’t work with you anymore.

Tyrant: Shit that’s right. Guess I’ll hit up Phil Collins.

by Stoney69 September 21, 2019

dropp off

Walking or hiking Winchester Tennessee mountains half way or to the top and then u come up too a sudden drop 400 feet down sudden drop leads to death

Dropp Off. Hiking with my wife and suddenly she over the hedge of the mountain and she drops off 400 feet down too her death

by Lovin wife September 28, 2019

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019