Cunt-Thirty

The time when specific bitchy, rude, or plainly inconsiderate people, like to show their true colors
"Why is she yelling at the cashier like that?! It's not her fault that the price changed"

"I don't know, it must be Cunt-Thirty"
by Mister Popsicle Stick September 14, 2020
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cunt specialist

A person who concentrates and is highly skilled in dealing with total cunts.
Susan: I'm tired of dealing with Alice's bullshit, we should hire a cunt specialist to deal with people like her.
by 007dragon August 23, 2023
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A cunt's picnic

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
mugGet the A cunt's picnicmug.

Cunt

A cunt is a person who is a bitch/pussy
Eathan is a cunt
by Hunter mills April 18, 2020
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cunt swab

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
mugGet the cunt swabmug.

Cunt

by hnmn April 25, 2020
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Cunt

To be so selfish, immature and abusive such as joshua.b.Wilson
by Bigbootyleon July 6, 2023
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