by Seemandonationspeacilist July 20, 2016

by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018

Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.
by Bill Beef July 1, 2025

I Countered John's Kill-it cat by calling it a joo bag. and then I called John a joo bag for good measure.
by Nick and Johnny K September 25, 2007

by joerackerson August 24, 2016

someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)
by gayratz April 7, 2024

A scumfuck bag is an intelligent person born to
fool someone. This person act also like a douchbag because of is big egos. I like himself too much, too much confident until someone kick him with a baseball bat and kick him out of your party's house.
fool someone. This person act also like a douchbag because of is big egos. I like himself too much, too much confident until someone kick him with a baseball bat and kick him out of your party's house.
Have you see this scumfuck bag who stole my steak on the BBQ. Also where is Sophia ? Ho he's there in the pool trying to frenchkissing your bae. Let's kick him out of my place
by Kingcreole87 February 16, 2018
