The act of committing flatulence in the nose gate of another human whilst having their scrotal zone suctioned upside down.
I was in Mexico, and fell into a well; the only person willing to rescue me had this strange request: "You're gonna have to give me a dirty landry". I said "okay".
by cauliflower princess November 5, 2009

shove you dick in your girlfriends ass move your dick so it is an inch of her asshole showing then she shits all over everything
by ZMr.cock weasle September 4, 2010

Something to say to a person on the phone who is not only rude, but refuses to help in any way. Usually said at the end of the conversation to convey a sense of taking power of the call back.
caller, "Hi, is Angie there?"
asshole, "No....."
caller, "Do you know when she may be available?"
asshole, "No....."
caller, "Alright, dirty diapers!"
asshole, "No....."
caller, "Do you know when she may be available?"
asshole, "No....."
caller, "Alright, dirty diapers!"
by Ryan Fossum August 29, 2006

The act of allowing one's partner to go down on them without informing them that you are currently on your period. A distant cousin to the Dirty Sanchez.
by Kareenie December 9, 2008

The "Dirty Quincy" is the act of, during intercourse, the lady's pet dog (usually a pug) sneaks onto the bed, crawls between the four splayed legs of the humans, and licks the starfish on the male member. This is usually accomplished in the missionary position, but has been know to occur in many other positions as well.
I felt on the verge of an explosive climax, when POW! I got "Dirty Quincy'd" by an all-black pug! Instant flaccidity!
by Kaiser Soce November 23, 2011

Dirty Vicki
A woman who appears to be conservative but in reality has severe sexual fetishes such as Omorashi, Diaper Bondage and Scatophilia.
A woman who appears to be conservative but in reality has severe sexual fetishes such as Omorashi, Diaper Bondage and Scatophilia.
I met a librarian, who I thought was a nice girl until we got into bed and then I realized I had a dirty Vicki.
by Krystalblue2197 March 9, 2019

the act of pinning someone against a muscle milk vending machine. Thats not all. Victor is a great guy, but he likes to get down and dirty. So while you are pinning him against the vending machine, he tries to scurry under you and lick you ding dong.
"Yo you aren't going to believe what happened last night while i was taking victors money! He pulled a dirty victor on me!
by sus backwards October 8, 2021
