by i ily you August 04, 2008
The act of committing flatulence in the nose gate of another human whilst having their scrotal zone suctioned upside down.
I was in Mexico, and fell into a well; the only person willing to rescue me had this strange request: "You're gonna have to give me a dirty landry". I said "okay".
by cauliflower princess November 05, 2009
Someone who, usually a guy who has sex with a girl who preys on guys, unbeknown to his knowledge that she is a whore.
She usually preys on freshmen or guys that are unaware of her fame.
The guy in particular is cursed for life of the name of Dirty Dick for the unknown amount of STD's contracted.
She usually preys on freshmen or guys that are unaware of her fame.
The guy in particular is cursed for life of the name of Dirty Dick for the unknown amount of STD's contracted.
Dude 1: I had an awesome time with Tiffany last nite.
Dude 2: Don't you know, she preys on guys like us.
Dude 1: Oh shit...
Dude 2: Dude, you gotta dirty dick.
Dude 2: Don't you know, she preys on guys like us.
Dude 1: Oh shit...
Dude 2: Dude, you gotta dirty dick.
by Prophet of Salvation March 09, 2009
by fartytoot January 27, 2009
I pulled my dick out of that Mexican, whoa not only shit but shit with corn, and gave her a Dirty Santorum
by Sick of Bigots January 14, 2012
A sad low life cunt who gets no women and has a three way train with his brother and dad and is always in the middle and loves it
by Liam McGrath November 22, 2021
While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".
by Captain Awesome 86 April 02, 2020