by joshy rotten August 24, 2008
Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.
by Jajmj07 September 20, 2015
"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).
by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009
just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook
by J.C Micheal February 03, 2024
1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"
2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"
2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"
by Gocnitively pmiaired May 27, 2017
Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.
by qbam89 October 19, 2010